Hi everyone, it’s Ruby! Guess what! There’s not going to be a Mews and Nips today, because something much more important is happening today: it’s my birthday! I’m nine years old today! Mom still calls me her kitten, but I think she better start treating me like the mature cat I’ve become. I’m all grown up!
Allegra: You know, maybe some of our readers would rather get the week’s highlights like they usually do on Saturday. They might not appreciate you taking over the blog!
Ruby: Oh Allegra, of course they won’t mind. They all love me because I’m so cute and special, and today, I’m the birthday princess!
Allegra: You’re special alright…
Ruby: blows raspberry at Allegra. Hey, you better be nice to me, or you’re not going to get any of my tuna cake. There is going to be tuna cake, right?