Guest post by Lucille Dumbrava

People who don’t have cats don’t understand when I talk about cat-time. They shake their heads and frown slightly and change the subject. But cat-time is a very real subject in our house.

First thing in the morning, I have a doctor’s appointment. It’s a half-hour drive; 15 minutes to wash the cat bowls and fill them with new food. It takes me 15 minutes to drink my tea and eat a breakfast bar, figure 30 minutes to dress, so for a nine o’clock appointment, I should set the alarm for 7:30, right? This is where cat-time comes in.

The alarm goes off, and I reach over to shut it off, Pansy takes advantage of my stretch to climb on my stomach and settle down for several minutes of ear scritchies. Her head turns from side to side, making sure I reach all her favorite areas. The other two wait patiently, but as soon as Pansy’s satisfied, either Smudge or Sassy claim my hand so they can get their morning loving.

Finally, I can get out of bed, and I put the pillows on a chair and begin to make the bed. I tug the sheets up and start to pull the blanket. It won’t budge. Smudge is at the bottom, tugging it with his teeth. We do this routine with the quilt too. Then as I fold the blanket that goes across the foot of the bed, he disappears inside the folds. Suddenly, this light decorative blanket weighs 15 pounds and is wiggling. I lift it by one corner and he comes tumbling out and runs away. By now, I am running 20 minutes into cat-time late.

As I head to the kitchen to make breakfast, the three cats do the shark dance, weaving in and out between and around my legs. They stand in front of the cabinet where the canned food is kept. After I choose the can, they scamper around the kitchen following my every move. I empty what’s left of the night bowls, wash the bowls and dry them, then share the contents of the can among them. Then I empty, wash, and fill the water bowl and check the shared kibble bowl to see if I need to add more. As I work, each cat comes and bumps my hand, hoping for one of their special treats. Fat chance!

Once the cats are busy eating, I prepare my tea, and pull out a granola bar. Whose priorities are skewed?

I planned ahead last night and laid out the clothes I’m going to wear, so I start to dress. Wait. Where did my other stocking go? I peek around the corner and see Pansy walking across the floor, the stocking clenched in her teeth and trailing behind. Sassy has noticed and is ready to pounce. I grab the stocking and Pansy gives me her tragically disappointed look. Too bad. A quick check, and the stocking goes in the trash – a run goes from toe to top. After getting a new one, I go back to dressing. I’ve chosen a particularly pretty black skirt with roses for today. It reaches almost to my ankles as all of my skirts do, and as I pull it up, I suddenly feel fur brushing my leg. Smudge is underneath it playing peek-a-boo, a game that’s fun when he hides under the bed or behind the curtains that cover the knee space in the bathroom. Not so much fun when I’m running late and trying to dress in a hurry.

After I distract him with a toy, I use the sticky roller to lift the cat fur off my skirt. And I’m nearly done. But, no. Smudge has run into the bedroom and lain partly on top of Pansy. Her indignant yowl tells me I better get in and check it out.

All that’s left is my makeup. This takes a while anyway. I mean, after all I’m trying to look good. Now the cats line up in the bathroom to watch and see what they can get into. The makeup’s in a drawer and, of course, that’s an irresistible attraction. The powder and blush are boring, but eye and lip pencils are like magnets for little paws, and lipstick tubes are just the right shape for rolling across the floor. Finally, I’m done, everything is back in the drawer and the drawer is tightly shut, much to the great disappointment of the cats.

A quick call to the doctor’s office and a white lie about a dead battery that needed to be jumped, and I am on my way – thirty minutes into cat-time.

© 2010 Lucille Dumbrava

Lucille Dumbrava is a retired teacher/counselor whose love of cats and love of writing started when she was a child. Many of her stories about the cats in her life have been collected in a book entitled Cat House, now available from Amazon, Alibris , http://www.bookstandpublishing.com, and Northern California bookstores. You can also order directly from Lucille by e-mailing her. 

9 Comments on Cat Time

  1. Cat time and dog time are similar. My cat time happens at night, though. My dear Grumpy Old Lady comes alive just when I want to relax and go to sleep! She insists on the proper rubbing, scritching and scratching – never forget the belly! — and has the most evil stare if I stop too soon! She also meows at Tom, and his ear rubs are her favorite. We love her so much and give up that bedtime for her company, every night!

  2. So, it’s called “cat time”…I thought it was the time bandits who took all those minutes and pushed the clock in the car ahead by twenty to thirty minutes!! Makes sense after reading your morning routine. My four boy cats and their canine pal do demand a lot of morning time, too.

  3. Marg, I’m laughing as I’m thinking about your feline stampede!

    Lisa, it’s always been my experience that unless the pets get fed first, there shall be no peace in the mornings 🙂

    Azar, I love how BBBT grooms you!

    Bernadette, admitting defeat is the first step 🙂

    Elizabeth, glad you enjoyed this post!

  4. Just when I am about to get out of bed and be EARLY for work, her Supreme Largeness Big Bad Baby Twinkle, who for a Big Bad Cat is sometimes quite reticent, decides that NOW is the PURRFECT time to walk up to me, purr in my face, and then licklicklick my short short hair while purring with utter BLISSSS! How DARE I even THINK of getting out of bed now — besides it feels great!!
    Then, oops — Cee Cee hawked a hairball — add a few minutes to clean up, pat her on the frowzy hedd, clean all 3 liitter boxes and brush her, and oh yes, BBBT is still sitting on the “Barbershop Chair ” (the toilet seat) waiting for HER Hairdo. And so it goes.
    It still beats running after a bunch of kids in Pampers.

  5. Good for you for putting ” feeding the pets” first. They rely on us so it’s our duty as pet owners to take care of them first. At least that’s how I see it.

    My cat seems to love mornings too her favorite time to purr – loudly!

  6. Oh my your routine sounds just like mine in the morning. Only I know it is going to take forever to get everyone fed and happy. Most of my cats stay outside so when I get up in the morning and open the doors, it is like a stampede.
    Anyway, I am going to look up your book on Amazon. That was a very enjoyable post.

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