Hi everyone, it’s Ruby! Guess what! I’m eight years old today! Mom says she can’t believe it, because I still look and act like a kitten. But I’m old and wise now!
Allegra: rolls eyes.
Ruby: Allegra, you think you’re so smart because you’re a year older than me. But guess what: today is my day, and you have to do everything I tell you to, because I’m the birthday princess!
Allegra: You keep telling yourself that, little one.
Ruby: You better, Allegra, or you’re not going to get any of my tuna cake. There is going to be tuna cake, right?