Hi everyone, it’s Ruby! Guess what! I’m seven years old today! Apparently that means I’m officially a senior kitty now, but Mom says I sure don’t act like one. She says I will always be her kitten. I still look like one, too, because I’m so tiny. I may be tiny, but I’m mighty!
Allegra: rolls eyes.
Ruby: Allegra, you have to do what I say all day today, because I’m the birthday princess!
Allegra: Dream on, little one.
Ruby: I dream of tuna for everyone!